You should be the poster child for abortions

I would slap you but that would be Animal Abuse

Tone down your excitement on Mondays! Makes me want to puke!

You are just like herpes. Disgusting, painful, and never goes away!

I actually do like you a lot. But if you repeat this I will adamently deny I said anything of the sort. So piss off Jerk.

I never forget a face... in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but its still on my list.

It's hard to believe that out of 10 million sperm cells you were the FASTEST!

DO LESS, Less is more, (goddamn overachiever)

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey!

Some Times I feel bad about my life... And then I Look at you.

I hope you step on a lego barefoot.

Wow! The quality of your work sucks!

you have Something on your chin... No, the third one down...

What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap!

I bet you like to bathe in a tub of cow manure (pile of manure illistration)

Jerk!

Did you wake up this morning and decide that you wanted to look like Shit? or did it happen by accident?

I am drunk and you are still ugly.

Sure, I've seen people like you before... But I had to pay an admission.

I definitely like Kyle way more than you. He doesn't suck as much.

You smell like something that has been passed through the system of a sick old man.