Learn from your parents mistakes and use birth control.

I'd rather have a thousand HEMORRHOIDS than ever speak to you again.

Your Presence makes me physically uncomfortable!

you smell funny. (fart illustration) it offends me.

Foot in Mouth Award - In recognition of saying all the wrong things repeatedly back to back in secession in front of a large group of people

You should be concerned about your work

Stop Showing off and get back to work.

You do not look good in your Grandma's clothes

I hate everything about you.

Father Time Stop Rushing People! You're old!!!

Ahhh... I see the Fuck-up Fairy has visited us again!!!

It sounds like english, but I can't understand a word.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

STOP SMELLING LIKE A MAN. IT IS DISTRACTING!

YOUR STUPID PHONE RINGTONE IS SO DAMN LOUD AND SOUNDS LIKE A PRANCING DOG

YOUR LAUGHTER IS TOO HAPPY. IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE!

QUIT ACTING Like you CARE! You'RE A GINGER!!! you have NO SOUL. THEREFORE you cannot care.

Stop walking around and DO SOMETHING!

Your authority is not recognized inside FORT KICK ASS

"BEING A SPIRITUAL GURU DOES NOT HELP ONE'S WORK BE GONE. SHUT UP & DO IT

You REMIND ME OF A VIKING. Do you ever work?

Consider doing your job instead of complaining about it

Your overzealous can do attitude makes me feel personally inadequate in every way

STOP Smiling! Makes me want to puke!

STOP Knowing EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING cause you make me feel like I know NOTHING about ANYTHING

Dear Boston, close only works in horse shoes and hand grenades

DONT BE RATCHET

Stop pretending like you know what you are doing