Get The Fuck Out Already! GEEEEEZ

Haven't you been here for over a year and you still don't know what the Fuck you are doing?

Don't let the door hit you on the way out! Jackass

You should be the poster child for abortions

I would slap you but that would be Animal Abuse

Tone down your excitement on Mondays! Makes me want to puke!

You are just like herpes. Disgusting, painful, and never goes away!

I actually do like you a lot. But if you repeat this I will adamently deny I said anything of the sort. So piss off Jerk.

I never forget a face... in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but its still on my list.

It's hard to believe that out of 10 million sperm cells you were the FASTEST!

DO LESS, Less is more, (goddamn overachiever)

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey!

Some Times I feel bad about my life... And then I Look at you.

I hope you step on a lego barefoot.

Wow! The quality of your work sucks!

you have Something on your chin... No, the third one down...

What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap!

I bet you like to bathe in a tub of cow manure (pile of manure illistration)

Jerk!

Did you wake up this morning and decide that you wanted to look like Shit? or did it happen by accident?

I am drunk and you are still ugly.

Sure, I've seen people like you before... But I had to pay an admission.

I definitely like Kyle way more than you. He doesn't suck as much.

You smell like something that has been passed through the system of a sick old man.

Learn from your parents mistakes and use birth control.

I'd rather have a thousand HEMORRHOIDS than ever speak to you again.

Your Presence makes me physically uncomfortable!

you smell funny. (fart illustration) it offends me.

Foot in Mouth Award - In recognition of saying all the wrong things repeatedly back to back in secession in front of a large group of people

You should be concerned about your work

Stop Showing off and get back to work.

You do not look good in your Grandma's clothes

I hate everything about you.

Father Time Stop Rushing People! You're old!!!

Ahhh... I see the Fuck-up Fairy has visited us again!!!

It sounds like english, but I can't understand a word.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

STOP SMELLING LIKE A MAN. IT IS DISTRACTING!

YOUR STUPID PHONE RINGTONE IS SO DAMN LOUD AND SOUNDS LIKE A PRANCING DOG

YOUR LAUGHTER IS TOO HAPPY. IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE!

QUIT ACTING Like you CARE! You'RE A GINGER!!! you have NO SOUL. THEREFORE you cannot care.

Stop walking around and DO SOMETHING!

Your authority is not recognized inside FORT KICK ASS

"BEING A SPIRITUAL GURU DOES NOT HELP ONE'S WORK BE GONE. SHUT UP & DO IT

You REMIND ME OF A VIKING. Do you ever work?

Consider doing your job instead of complaining about it

Your overzealous can do attitude makes me feel personally inadequate in every way